S H O O K ➳ celeb groupchat

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Justin: JUSTIN BIEEBER YOU KNOW IMMA HIT WITH THEM EITHER BUNS OUT WIEner BUT I GOTTA KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR.... wait what's the next libe agaian?

Hailey: Selener?

Alfredo: Selena?

Ariana: it's selener Alfakedo. fuckin fake fan

Kendall: are you drunk or..?

Zayn: issa joke?

Selena: he's drunk

Kylie: ^ he prob is. he's been going to clubs and shit sooo

Gigi: i need to get wasted soon

Kendall: same gigi, it's been such a long time

Justin: i'm not drunk sellalala, i'm justin! duh!!n

Hailey: someone go to his house, he's weird when he gets drunk i stg

Selena:  ^ fr alfredo go to his house

Alfredo: why me????

Kendall: cause you're his best friend

Gigi: how do you know sel? he wasn't legal when you guys were together

Ariana: SJSJSJ JUSTIN STARTED TO DRINK DURING 2014

Zayn: he's a rule breaker

Justin: DONT TWLL ME YOURE MY HEARTBREAKER CAUSE GORLA MY HEARTS BREAKING

Selena: "gorla"

Kylie: omg guys, he's finally paying journals the attention the album deserves

Kendall: go to sleep child

Alfredo: so i came into justin's house and found him singing OLLG to a lamp LMAOO

Justin: THERES GOING TO BE ONE LESS LONELY GIURLLLLLLLLLL

Ariana: SKSKSKK TAKE A VIDEO

Gigi: ^^ DO IT

Alfredo: I tried to but then he screamed in my face "NO PHOTOS" and threw my phone

Zayn: LMAOOO

Hailey: yeah so meet drunkstin

Selena: or bizzle??

Justin: MY ONE LESS LONELY GIRL FELL AND PASSED OUT LAJAKAKAKAK HELP PALESE

Alfredo: ^ also means that the lamp broke

Ariana: im contemplating whether or not i should go to his house to see this

Hailey: ^

Selena: been there, saw that

Zayn: ^ well damn 

Justin: i is tired goodnight rats

Kylie: well that was a nice experience lmao

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A/N
Sorry for the short update and the long wait for it. I've been busy with school because of stupid midterms and i have a test tomorrow to get in a good highschool. SO FUN! BUT MY MERCH CAME IN TODAY SO IT'S LIT!! And Donald trump is going to ruin america, fuck. :/

-abby