S H O O K ➳ celeb groupchat

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Mia: justin wyd?

Justin: yeah so i shaved my head again

Ariana: bitch you look like a fucking egg

Hailey: wtf i was waiting for the quiff to rise and you looked so good with long hair goddamnit

Selena: sksksk WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

Mia: awee look at my cute son

Zayn: egghead is back yall

Kendall: BUZZTIN IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BITCHES

Justin: eh i needed a new change

Gigi:  mood

Mia: might as well call me bald too

Zayn: it's been 3 years since justin went to jail

Ariana: damn time flies

Kendall: same Mia

Justin: it was cold as fuck in jail, i hated it

Mia: justin be cute and shit on twitter and tweet out to the beliebers

Justin: nah

Selena: tf you mean "nah" bitch im gonna fucking do it for you if you dont start typing with your crusty ass fingers

Ariana: finna catch this block bitch

Justin: i dont even run my twitter anymore lololol

Zayn: ^ scootrat runs it

Kylie: didnt we go over this already

Alfredo: im gonna drag your caucasian ass back to fucking canada if you dont stop lying

Justin: i wasnt lying wtf

Kylie: uhhhh yes you were

Ariana: dont make me pull out my receipts hoe

Justin: fucking do it

Mia: dont test ariana, she'll actually do it lmao

Ariana: BOY BYE

Justin: bitch stfu

Alfredo: "my i love you face" my ass

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SHORT CHAPTER FOR YALL BC THIS ALMOST HAS 2000 READS!! THANK YOU SM!!

-abby