Selena: I don't particularly like you, but happy birthday man whore
Mia: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY SMILEY HUSBAND/DAD/SON HOPE YOU HAVE A FUCKTASTIC DAY
Zayn: ^ what in tarnation! "fucktastic"
Ariana: incest at its finest, but happy bday justin
Kendall: happy birthday justin! hope ya little dick gets pleasure and shit
Justin: it ain't little so stfu. i still get nore dick than you
Hailey: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN' BIRTHDAY DUMBASSSSSS
Kylie: ^ so extra
Hailey: bitch was i fucking talking to you
Kylie: now you are hoe
Hailey: stop being a hypocrite, you're the real hoe here
Alfredo: ANYWAYS, happy birthday bro! Hope you have a very gr8 day
Mia: ari stfu, the whole fandom still doesn't know whether to call him dad/husband/son and it's 2017
Justin: thanks guys!
Ariana: sooooooooo when is im the one getting released
Zayn: what is that?
Mia: A NEW BOP THAT'S GONNA DROP SOON AND LEAVE THE WHOLE WORLD TRIGGERED
Alfredo: it's with chance, quavo, dj khaled, lil wayne , and jb
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Selena: hmmmmm....
Hailey: ^ what
Selena: im just wondering....
Justin: ..... why "it ain't me" didn't make the charts
Mia: parents, stop fighting
Kendall: sksksks JUSTIN
Kylie: wowowowoow
Alfredo: nah, mia. sel has a REAL man now
Zayn: also known as Abel
Hailey: what a COUPLE!!
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