Alois: Extreeeeemly ;) I'm just DYING for you to sort it out.
Claude: Oh no, would you like me to contact a hiospital?
Alois: The only injection I need is yours. <3
Claude: I'm afraid I don't have an injection that will cure an itch.
Alois: I mean your dick, dumass.
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If anime characters texted each other
HumorThese are some weird texts from anime characters that some may know.