Aries: I'm the ALPHA SEAGULL
Taurus: Cheetos are my only good friends. All you aren't loyal and can leave.
Gemini: I can't relate because I'm perfect, sorry.
Cancer: Wait, I thought Africa was a country?
Leo: Don't talk to me, 80s hair.
Virgo: If you're going to wear crocs, at least wash them first...
Libra: I predict...that you're all gonna die!
Scorpio: It's blanket time, b*tch.
Sagittarius: I drive like a mad woman and have the personality to match.
Capricorn: No thanks Tom Hanks
Aquarius: (Someone: You nerd!)You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pisces: It's funny that you think I'm listening. I'm actually thinking about lunch.
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Signs
RandomSituations, comparisons, pairings, all that zodiac jazz. Just as a side note-feel free to request a certain category! I'd be more than happy to add anything for you :)
