The Signs Playing Soccer

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Aries: When they're on the bench, screaming at all the other players "hustle up!!", "we didn't come here to lose!!" etc.

Taurus: Being goalie and zoning out, then getting hit in the face with the ball

Gemini: Screwing around, and making jokes, and befriending the other team until they get yelled at by Aries

Cancer: Kicking the ball two feet and giving up to get ice cream

Leo: Going over-the-top with athletic face paint until their face looks like a literal soccer ball

Virgo: Sitting on the bench reading a book and ignoring Aries

Libra: Tripping over their own feet, the grass, the ball, and various other hazardous objects

Scorpio: Using insults to attack the other team when playing

Sagittarius: Doing sick tricks and plays on the field, generally freaking everyone out with their skills

Capricorn: Playing as hard as they can and actually scoring a few goals

Aquarius: Genuinely having a good time, not caring if their team wins or not

Pisces: Kicking everyone in the shins "on accident"

A/N: Part 40!! Wow, this book has come pretty far...just a thanks to all my readers, keep doing what you're doing!

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