Me: Mom, where the hell is my blue and white shirt?!
Mom: Why?
Me: Oh, I don't know, to wear it?
Mom: I thought you wouldn't wear it.
Me: Now, I do.
Mom: I used it to clean the floor.
Me: WHAAAT?!!?
Moms never buy dishcloths or dishtowels. They use our old clothes.
Mom: You're funny!! Why would I pay 2 dollars for a piece of cloth?!
(btw I'm not that rude to my mom, don't worry)
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Muslim Gurls Rant
RandomNote: I made this book when I was 14 and there's a lot of cringey things in there and I have definitely changed as a person. The things I put in there do not align with my values anymore and if I had the time to edit this book, I would. SORRY IN ADV...
