Note: I made this book when I was 14 and there's a lot of cringey things in there and I have definitely changed as a person. The things I put in there do not align with my values anymore and if I had the time to edit this book, I would. SORRY IN ADV...
Substitute: Hello, everybody. I'm _______. I will start the day with doing the attendance.
Me:
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Me: *groaning cuz my last name starts with A and I'm 99% always at the top of the list*
Substitute: *struggles to pronounce my name*
Me: HERE.
Substitute: Did I say it right?
Me: Ye-
Stupid-kid-in-my-class: No, it's *says my name*.
Substitute: *tries to say my name*
Me: It's fine really, just say whatever's comfortable for you.
Substitute: But I want to say it right! *keeps trying*
IT'S A FUCKING SUBSTITUTE. THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE ANYWAY, THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW MY FRICKING NAME CUZ THEY GONNA LEAVE ANYWAY.....did I mention they're going to leave?!?!
It's usually funny what comes out of a substitute's mouth though😂😂😂
Why can't substitutes have a student do it? It always confuzles me cuz they could save SOOOOO much time if they just hAVE A STUDENT DO IT.
Me everyday:
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