Voldemort Being Epic

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Sxyriddlejiggle - Voldemort 

Dobstar - Dobby

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Sxyriddlejiggle: I'm so lonely, I'm so so lonely!!!!

Dobstar entered the chatroom.

Sxyriddlejiggle: Bonjour! YAY I CAN SPEAK SPANISH!!

Dobstar: HI!!!

Sxyriddlejiggle: Do you like mushrooms?

Dobstar: no, why?

Sxyriddlejiggle: that's alright then I like you :)

Dobstar: YAY!!!

Sxyriddlejiggle: my name is Tom riddle :) I love telling people my name cause then they get scared.

Dobstar: why would I be scared that's an epic name!

Sxyriddlejiggle: Yeah my name is epic cause I'm epic so of course my name has to epic cause Im just full of epicness, but still you should've frightened very frightened indeed

Dobstar: LOL my name is Dobby, and I'm not scared

Sxyriddlejiggle: really that is awesome except it reminds about this awful elf which was annoying

Dobstar: Thats funny cause I'm a elf to!

Sxyriddlejiggle: LOLOLOLOL!! OMFG!!!!!! OMG!!!! This is very bad indeed!

Dobstar: what happened?

Sxyriddlejiggle: I just killed one of my servants by accident and she was really good at making a roast chicken dinner :(

Dobstar: that is sad Dobby is sad now

Sxyriddlejiggle: yeah now that I killed someone I was wondering...

Dobstar: what? No im not going to cook a roast dinner for you so don't bother asking.

Sxyriddlejiggle: how did you read my mind??

Donstar: I don't know I'm just good at reading people's minds cause well.. I don't know 

Sxyriddlejiggle: ROFL! just wondering how do you like your roast dinners?

Dobstar: I like my roast dinners to be cooked for 1 hour how about you?

Sxyriddlejiggle: SAME! We are like soul mates!

Dobstar: agreed!

Sxyriddlejiggle: Dobby can I ask you a very important question?

Dobstar: of course that is what friends are for and I think we are friends as we are bonding over roast dinners :)

Sxyriddlejiggle: well you see I need to kill this boy named Harry Potter, but I can never being able to kill him, he always get away. :(

Dobstar: that's I horrible, I can help to kill him if you want. I have got this really good friend named Harry and this creep is trying to kill him to

Sxyriddlejiggle: gosh that must be awful, what is his name?

WiSerThanYouwillEVERBE entered the chatroom.

Sxyriddlejiggle: oh crap it's dumbledore...

Sxyriddlejiggle left the chatroom.

Dobstar: YEAH IT'S DUMBLRDOR!!! HOW ARE YOU!! I MET THIS REALLY NICE PERSON NAMED TOM RIDDLE!!

WiSerThanYouwillEVERBE: Dobby you do know that you are talking Voldemort?

Dobstar: WHAT WHAT!!! IM TALKING TO WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED!!M AHHHHH

WiSerThanYouwillEVERBE: oh dammit Dobby will need a councillor now

Dobstar: hey this is Dobby's friend Tally just saying that Dobby has ran out trying to kill himself what should I do?

WiSerThanYouwillEVERBE: chillax I'm calling the councillor now, just try and knock him out preferly with a bread stick

Dobstar: Ok.. Just knocked him out :) it was fun :)

WiSerThanYouwillEVERBE left the chatroom.

Dobstar left the chatroom.

Sxyriddlejiggle entered the chatroom.

Sxyriddlejiggle: Is he gone now? Phew, that was a close one.

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