Brian gasped and looked at the bean with loving eyes. The bean did not look back at him. You may be asking "Why wasn't this bean looking back at him?" This is because beans don't have faces, you dipshit.
20 years later...
Brian and the pink bean were happily married. Well...I know Brian was happy. The only thing the bean said was "M'lady" and it still doesn't have a face, so there's no way to decipher any of her emotions.
Jessica died because she tried to eat all of the garbanzo beans. It wasn't her proudest moment.
Also, I think there was some cannibal apocalypse that killed everyone on Earth or whatever.
