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Why The Signs Will Be Famous

Aries: being too badass for the world to handle

Taurus: loosing like everything important

Gemini: tHE BEST AT POKER WHAT THE FUCK STOP

Cancer: crying so much they actually create a new ocean made of only tears

Leo: getting too drunk and like idk setting their city on fire

Virgo: being perfect ???

Libra: they're not

Scorpio: killing someone and doing the do with the dead body

Sagittarius: dying bc they couldn't control their laughter

Capricorn: having an amazing love life and turning it into a book and like poof everyone reads it

Aquarius: ???

Pisces: some sort of like peace prize or like best fish award

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