Hello There. [Intro]

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Hello there.

I'm going to try to make this book good, which involves humour.
And the thing is,
I'm a very pissed off and sad person so this will be hard at times.

So, *sigh* let's get on with this book shall we?

Or ..would you rather..

Do something more..oh I don't know..



PRODUCTIVE LIKE GO SHOWER AND EAT SOMETHING BECAUSE I BET A LOT OF YOU ARE SITTING THERE GOING LIKE

"Oh hey how's it goin there I'm hungry and stinky but fuck that I wanna read this book!"

GO
YOU, SHALL NOT,

*voice crack*
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

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