So I was playing Dark Souls 2 SotFS (again, I play everyday) and I was with my friend (who I'm really fond of, don't say rude things about him) and I was watching him kill this one player
And..
Well
He killed the player without taking any damage
The player sent me a message
Player: "Dude WTF!? WHAT EVEN IS THAT GUY?!"
Me: "MY FRIEND!"
Player: "WTF HE KILLED ME WITHOUT TAKING DAMAGE, HE'S A FUCKIN MONSTER"
Me: "BOI THAT'S MY FRIEND I WILL CRUSH YOU"
And so I told my friend what happened and he's like
"I'm going to rip that guy a new asshole"
