It's 9:12 at night. I'm laying in my bed right now, reading a dumb manga. I really should be doing the essay for English I was assigned, but I always follow my policy: due tomorrow, do tomorrow. I take my book and put it on my nightstand. I lean over to turn off the light, when suddenly, I feel a thud on my chest. The manga was still there! I shrug this off, thinking I just got distracted, and put it back. But it happened again. The manga was back. I watch it very carefully, in hopes to see what it was, perhaps an enemy stand? But I see what it is now. It's not an enemy stand. It's my own stand.
I look up above my head and Crazy Diamond is looking down upon me. He is smiling like usual, his helmet glowing in the light. I look at him. "What are you doing? I'm about to sleep," I say. He replies. "I want to read that book, Josuke." "Why? It's stupid," I say. I didn't want him to know it was a yaoi.
"I don't know, Josuke. It looks interesting." I was a little confused as to what Crazy Diamond was telling me. He gets closer to me, looking at me from above. "Hmm..." But then, I saw what he was implying. Crazy Diamond looked down and came down towards my face, at the length at what would be touching me (if he wasn't a stand). He put his lips into a circle formation and went for my mouth.
"Aww, hell no man!" I yelled at him. He backed away a little bit, but moved back. "Why though?" He asked. "We're practically best friends!" "Best friends, man, not in a relationship." I reply, sighing. What is wrong with him? "Oh, but isn't that a good thing? I see people happy all the time doing it, and in that book..." He points to the manga as a throw it behind my back.
"First of all, that book is trash, don't believe it," I say. He looks at me confused. Then, I add, "That's something boys and girls usually do. Not boys and boys." I didn't want to get into a relationship with my stand, at the moment.
"Oh, that makes sense, Josuke," he replies. "I was just trying to fix your
C O M P R E S S E D E M O T I O N S."
"DID SOMEONE SAY,
C O M P R E S S E D E M O T I O N S ?"
I hear a voice come from the window, as Jotaro punches through it and jumps inside my room.
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"WHAT THE HELL, JOTARO?!" I scream. I don't know what is going on! I'm so confused!
"I just heard my mating call, that's all," he said. He pulls his hat down and Star Platinum comes out. He walks over and picks up Josuke by the shirt.
"Is that better? Tell your stand to piss off," he told me.
I am feeling a roller coaster of emotions right now. I love Crazy Diamond, but he loves me... Too much.
"I don't know, Jotaro," I say. "I'd feel bad doing that."
"Idiot," he says. But then, that made me realize.
I have to embrace it.
I pull in Crazy Diamond for a kiss. His helmet is poking into my face, but he takes it off so I don't get hurt. His long, flowing ponytail flies around my shoulder. We kiss for a minute.
By the time I look up, I see Jotaro using his stand to cover his eyes and punch him in the stomach, effectively making Jotaro pass out. Star Platinum looks at me.
"He told me to, and I don't blame him. I'm outta here."
Star Platinum grabs Jotaro and super jumps outside, all the way to Joseph Joestar's house, where they have a party.
