Dazai: Chuuya, I accidentally smashed a lamp.
Chuuya: why do you ALWAYS break my stuff?
Dazai: I don't ALWAYS break your stuff!
Chuuya: remember when you CRACKED THE TV SCREEN?
Chuuya: remember when you SHREDDED MY MATTRESS
Chuuya: remember when you BOMBED MY CAR
Dazai: remember when you OFFERED MORI YOUR PAYCHECK FOR HIM TO CHOP MY BALLS OFF
Chuuya:
Chuuya: I'll just buy a new lamp
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