Dazai: *about Chuuya* I don't know whats wrong with me: I can't eat, can't sleep; I think I'm coming down with something.Rampo: I know what you've got: the "L" word.
Kenji: Yeah, leprosy!
Rampo: No, Kenji, no. It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".
Kenji: Ah, lice!
Source: Ice Age: Continental Drift

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