Everything Awesome

Awesome: Part One is the start of this random book I'm making. Mostly it's about I've done and think everyone should do, but it's also things I'm thinking about - I'm not really sure, you have to just read it and make your mind up:) Comment anything of the sort haha...Enjoy...or whatever xxx

1) The feeling of putting on a sweater that just got off the radiator

2) Drinking so much cola your head is spinning

3) Drinking hot chocolate so fast it burns your throat

4) Jumping on a snow-covered trampoline

5) Swinging from a netball hoop

6) Falling asleep in Physical Education

7) Sleeping on the floor in a public place

8) Kissing someone while chewing gum

9) Planking on public transport

10) Forgetting the same piece of homework thirty-two times without your teacher realising

11) Asking your priest/Religious Education teacher/nun if aliens can go to heaven

12) Jumping in puddles

13) Falling into ponds 

14) Running in the rain while wearing sandals

15) Eating so much chocolate you can't breathe 

16) Eating day-old pizza out of the fridge

17) Trying to stay awake all night to see if the toothfairy is real

18) Knocking out your own tooth to get money from the toothfairy

19) Wearing mismatched shoes all day to see if anyone will notice

20) Watching the clouds as you fly on an airplane and imagining they're white candyfloss

21) Drawing palm trees on a Christmas Card

22) Breathing the Helium out of balloons and talking in a squeaky voice

23) Waking up 10 minutes before you have to leave for school

24) Crawling onto a bus so you don't have to pay bus fare

25) Climbing out of your window in the middle of the night

26) Trampolining with a friend at three am

27) Waking up your friends and telling them the clocks have gone an hour forward

28) Trying to crack walnuts with your bare hands

29) Wearing Heelies in a supermarket and sliding down the isles

30) Shouting "I decline!" in the middle of a wedding

31) Handing your homework in, in the wrong language

32) Writing your French test out in Spanish 

33) Getting kicked out of MacDonald's

34) Drinking your smoothie from the wrong side of the cup

35) Going into a class you aren't in and getting kicked out for bad behaviour

36) Telling your supply teacher your name is Adolf

37) Setting marshmallows on fire

38) Staying up late on Christmas Eve to see if you can find Santa Claus

39) Talking gibberish and telling people it's another language

40) Dancing alone at a party and telling people it's your "solo"

41) Painting warstripes onto your face

42) Crawling around and telling people it's because you have a bad foot

43) Staying up all night texting someone you like and wishing they were with you

44) Pretending to fall asleep in class

45) Using the oven as a mirror

46) Blowing up the microwave oven by mistake

47) Jumping into a shopping cart

48) Riding on the wrong bus just to see where you'll end up

49) Wearing a piece of string around your ankle just to see how long it will stay there

50) Running around in circles until you can't see in a straight line