America
Mom: Is that Russia?
Me: Nope
Mom: But it looks like Russia.
Me: Well, he's eating a burger. There's a doughnut...
Mom: ...
Me: It's America!
Mom: Ohhhh. But his uniform is all wrong! *rants about how his uniform isn't accurate*
Me: Anyways, what's his personality like?
Mom: He's a pretty boy.
Me: XD I said his personality!!
Mom: Well, you can have a pretty boy personality! Like, he's pretty, and he knows it, and it makes him annoying to be around.
Me: True, True.
England
Mom: Ireland?
Me: No, it's England.
Mom: Pretty eyes, but he also looks awfully emo.
Me: What's his personality like?
Mom: Well, I assume he's very emotional, likes to charm all the girls.
Me: He's emotional AND likes to charm girls?
Mom: Yeah, girls LOVE emotional guys.
Russia
Mom: That looks like France.
Me: No, it's Russia.
Mom: He looks girly. And purple eyes? That's creepy. And girly.
Me: Anything else?
Mom: I suppose he looks kind of handsome, and a little drunk. Is that alcohol in his hands?
Me: It's VODKA!!!
Mom: XD Yeah, it looks like he drinks a little too much.
France
Mom: Oh that's France. He also looks like a girl. And a stubble on a Chibi? It just looks wrong! He's supposed to be rakishly handsome right?
Me: What? Ohhhh I thought you said rapeishly XD.
Mom: XD no, but they're simmilar. It means he's good looking, knows he's good looking, and uses it to get all the girls. He will literally charm the pants off of you, and not in a fair way
China
Mom: Japan? No we did him. So this must be China. He does look Chinese. Is that long hair?
Me: Yeah, you're just now noticing? Anyways, what's he like?
Mom: Ummm... Easily upset.
Me: Okay... That's it?
Mom: Yeah, he just looks like someone that could easily get upset.
Canada
Mom: Oh, who else is in the Allies? Canada?
Me: Yeah! Canada is my favorite!
Mom: He does looks very Canadian. He looks nice, and sweet, and harmless... and easy to walk over.
Me: He is SO easy to walk over.
Mom: XD sorry dude.
