Shrek comes to a halt suddenly and summons his stand. Crazy Onion, a mix of Crazy Diamond and Star Platinum. "Y'know I'm the most powerful and feared stand user in all of far far away.", Shrek said in an attempt to look cool in front of Dio. Shrek sent Crazy Onion towards Dio and didnt hit him but booped his nose lightly. Dio was very ticklish and laughed. However, Shrek was stupid and gullible enough to think they had a special bond. "How 'bout we stop fighting and be friends", Shrek asked nicely. "You sound cool too", Shrek added. Dio replied with a simple, "nah"."If a donkey, gingerbread man,and a human kid can be my friend so can you", Shrek persuaded Dio kindly. Dio thought for a moment, growing up he lived an isolated life with the Joestar's. Once again, Dio replied with an effortless "nah". "I have Jonathan as a faithful companion and my boi Pucci " He said. The thought of JoJo and Pucci made Dio fantasize about how much he loved them "JoJo and Pucci are superior to a filthy peasant like you", Dio roasted Shrek so hard, he thought Shrek would melt.
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Blood Thirsty for Love (ShrekxDioBrando)
FanfictionYour new OTP will be Dio x Shrek after you read this. Also please forgive me for my sins. Still in progress.
