Blood Thirsty for Love (ShrekxDioBrando)

Blood On The Dance Floor

"Come on laddeh, stop manipulating and being mean to people, I know your mother passed away, so I can replace her if you want" Shrek winked as he tried to reason with the vampire Lord. He was standing on the dance floor as he waited for Dio to do something worth his time. Finally Shrek spoke up, "May I have this dance?", he flirted romantically. Dio hissed and slapped Shreks gooey, plump face. Blood and rotten, yellowed teeth splattered across the room onto the beer and pee stained walls. "You do have nice lips...", Dio admitted. "But it's not a reason for you to live, JoJo and Pucci have twice the juicy lips you do anyway." Dio was startled to the voice of "UUUREEEEYYYYY" which Shrek screamed mockingly in his ear. "Your a nasty fella aren't cha?", Shrek said. "Don't cha wanna show some compassion for once ya big bulleh" Shrek added seductively. Suddenly, Shrek grabbed Dio by the shoulders and caressed his body to him. "Daddy Dio...",Shrek whispered to his sweaty, pale face. Shrek embraced Dio and kissed him on his sweet vampire lips. Dio sobbed quietly over his lipstick. "YOU RUINED MY FULL FACE, I HAD A FULL FACE OF EXPENSIVE STOLEN MAKEUP YOU PEASANT!", Dios face was redder than the red stone of Aja. As Shrek reached in for another
kiss, Dio bit Shrek, hoping for Shrek to pass out and to attack him when he did. Dio's teeth sunk in and he felt disgusted he bit such a revolting creature.