troye bby: jakeeeeee
troye bby: jake i will cut off ur nipples pls answer
troye bby: jacob taylor bixenman i swear to fuck i will not have sex with u for the rest of the month if you don't answer me right now.
jakey: tro im in the middle of a shoot this better be fucking good
troye bby: jesus who the fuck shoved a stick up ur ass today
jakey: omg tro just tell me what u want
troye bby: GUESS WHO JUST PAINTED THEIR NAILS
jakey: troye....
troye bby: WAIT FOR IT
jakey: i cannot believe you
troye bby: WITH THEIR OPPOSITE FUCKING HAND
troye bby: NAILS GODS BOW DOWN TO ME
jakey: is that it.
jakey: is that what you texted me in the middle of my shoot for. to tell me u can paint your nails. something youve been doing for years.
troye bby: ummm yes. wow well when u put it that way.....
jakey: im dating a child. i cannot believe
troye bby: :(
jakey: also I'm going to the store after THE SHOOT IM SUPPOSED BE IN RIGHT NOW so if u want anything let me know
troye bby: hmmm idk maybe a boyfriend who congratulates me when I paint my nails, doesn't want to fuck me every 3 seconds and is consantly horny, can admit to our friends he's a top, and will like all my instagram photos NOT JUST MY SELFIES. oh and some milk :)
jakey: okay 1. im sorry tro, i am very proud of u 2. ITS NOT MY FAULT U R SO GODDAMN HOT 3. we are not having this conversation right now and 4. refer to answer #2
jakey: :)
troye bby: jacob bixenman im so fucking in love with you
troye bby: okay now that we've had this somewhat sappy moment, pls go back to your shoot. i love you ill see you at home <3
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