LOL THIS IS GOING TO BE AN ESSAY
jacob bixenman @jacobbix,
first of all fuck you. second of all thank you so fucking much for existing. thank you for inspiring me to create, be the best me possible, love fully, and do what makes me the happiest. LOL at first i fucking hated you because i was#tronnor4lyfe but then i realized how much happier troye was with you and i was like damn this Man is special. and you are. you are the most amazing person in the entire universe and the english language does not have the right words for me to describe how much you absolutely mean to me. GOD you make me so fucking happy. like it scares me because i have never "stanned" a person ever like this besides troye and its like kind of weird but yeah. you constantly create and inspire and strive and i could only hope i end up like that one day. your drive, your passion, and your devotion constantly push me to become someone that does good for the world. also thank you so much for introducing me to so many cool things GOD you are so cool holy fuck. perfume genius, more music, the safety pin earring, and like just fashion in general are just a few examples of the things you have "showed" me.
but like seriously you are one of the coolest people that ever walked this planet and it gives me so much happiness knowing the world was blessed to have someone like you in it. you are so educated and WOKE like please get me someone as smart as you. the messages you spread, the words you speak, the overall passion that is so evident in you are bound to take over the world and im so excited for you and the things that will come your way. you make so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so happy in a way only a couple people in my life haven its so hard to explain how someone i haven't met has had such a big impact on my life. this is probably really cringey and I'm sorry but i love you so much and you make me so fucking happy. i know or 'fandom' can be fucking ridiculous a lot of the time to i guess thank you for putting up with our annoying asses. also i know I'm one of over 100k people but i hope you know there are so many people that love you so much (including me) and we only would want the best for you
okay now onto the silly shit. HOLY GFUKC SHIT YOURE DO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE LIKE IS NOY EVEN FUCKING FUNNY YOU ARE O YIHIFNI HOT LIKEFDIOSHOID HOLY SHIT I HAVE A HEART ATTACK EVERYTIME I SEE YOUR FACE OYU ARE SO HOT AND YOUR HANDS ARE SO FUCNG BIGAND VEINY ONE WOULD ONLY DREAM OF TOUCHING THOSE GOD DAMN HANDS OHMY LORFD.
again, thank you so much. for everything. have such a good year and a very very very happy birthday from me (and like the thousands of people that follow you lol), the only and only, jacobbixenmanfanclub. i love you lots!!!!!!
-cas
