Team StarKid: the Lyrics

Song #10: You Were Never My Lover (Stutter)

{This right here is probably one of my all-time favorite StarKid moments ever. So, here it is. The song only UMBRIDGE sings.}

Do you remember that time when you wouldn't talk to me? No, you wouldn't talk to me yesterday. We were getting along, we had a little dance-y thing! Well, here's a song I sing my way. We were gonna be fine, but you didn't wanna be, be the man who'd be with me, no way. But now you saying it's time. Why you gotta be like that? I don't like the way you act around me. So, baby, come on, come on... Oh, don't you tell me to go, and say "I'm the one," d-d-do you think I'm dumb? Sorry, did I just stutter? Won't tell you what you know, but this is the end; you were never my friend, you were never my, you were never my lover! Remember that night, when I saw you trembling there? I remember; I don't care about you. I'm remembering how you thought you were at the top, well I think we're better off without you! And I got your number, and I don't mean on my phone, would've already just thrown it out, if I'd known about the way you'd bitch and moan. You remember that way, how you were way out of line? Well now you're way out of time! So tell me what you want on your tombstone! Come on, come on... well don't you tell me to go, and say "I'm the one," s-s-s-sorry, sir, we done! Excuse me, did I just stutter? Won't tell you what you know, but this is the end, you were never my friend, you were never my, you were never my lover! It's too bad you a loser, too bad you waste my time. Good thing that I'm around to keep your ass in line! You were never my, you were never my lover!