{I apologize for not posting in a while. Life happened.}
JAFAR: I look around the kingdom and see the desperation and the devastation that persists no matter what I do... but today could be the day I finally make a difference and all the grateful citizens will say to me...
CITIZENS (alternating): Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
{Dialogue}
MALE CITIZEN: Why don't we have enough to eat?
BAKER: Why are we dying in the street?
MOTHER: Why does my baby always cry?
ORPHAN: Why did my mommy have to die?
CITIZENS (alternating): Mine too! Mine too! Mine too! Mine too! Mine too!
MALE CITIZEN: The answer here is crystal clear: Jafar, that ugly old vizier! He's the reason for our many woes...
OPTIMISTIC FEMALE CITIZEN: Though we're upset, we shouldn't fret. We mustn't let ourselves forget the saying every child raised within the kingdom knows: You've got to dream a little harder when life won't go your way. Simply dream a little harder, trust me when I say that when you dream a little harder, you're sure to follow through... 'Cause if you're good and you're attractive, no need to be proactive...
CITIZENS: Good things will just happen to you!
{Dialogue}
BAKER: Why is the kingdom plagued by theft?
LIBRARIAN: Why are there no more good jobs left?
MOTHER: Why does the sun go down at night?
ORPHAN: Why is everyone in the kingdom white?
LIBRARIAN: Um, Jafar?
CITIZENS (alternating): Jafar! Jafar! Jafar!
MALE CITIZEN: No man who's just could ever trust a face that triggers such disgust.
MOTHER: His twisted features give me such a chill.
OPTIMISTIC FEMALE CITIZEN: So let us pray that one fine day that evil man will go away.
CITIZENS: 'Cause if we want it bad enough, he will...
OPTIMISTIC FEMALE CITIZEN: For you...
MALE CITIZEN 2: Dream a little harder.
OPTIMISTIC FEMALE CITIZEN: You'll get what you desire.
FEMALE CITIZEN: Dream a little harder.
OPTIMISTIC FEMALE CITIZEN: When things are looking dire, if you dream a little harder, success is guaranteed. If you are sure of your intention, some magic intervention...
CITIZENS: Will give you the edge that you need.
{Dialogue}
JAFAR: I know that I'm no prize. I'm not so easy on the eyes. I can't rely on looks to get me by... but ugliness permits a man to use his wits, 'cause pretty people never have to try... I hear the people whisper as I walk about the streets. I know they call me...
CITIZENS: Ugly old Jafar!
JAFAR: What I call planning, they call scheming. What I call delusion, they call dreaming... Why am I the only one who sees things as they are?
CITIZENS: Wish a little stronger...
BELLE: I need six eggs.
JAFAR: Why not buy some?
CITIZENS: Hope a little bigger...
BAKER: I want to fly!
JAFAR: That's unrealistic.
CITIZENS: Think a little louder...
LIBRARIAN: I want to be a cat.
JAFAR: What?
LIBRARIAN: Fuck you.
CITIZENS: Whistle while you swallow a spoon full of sugar and your dream will come true upon a star...
MALE CITIZEN: Dream hard enough, my friend. Jafar will meet a violent end. He could be skewered by a sailing ship...
MALE CITIZEN 2: Or hanged in tangled jungle vines...
OPTIMISTIC FEMALE CITIZEN: Or eaten by hyenas...
BAKER: Or he'll plummet to his death from a castle...
MALE CITIZEN: A clock...
CITIZENS: Or a cliff. And if we dream a little harder... our patience and our honor will rid us of that ugly old Jafar!
MALE CITIZEN: Fuck you!
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Team StarKid: the Lyrics
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