There's No " Q " Line for This Adventure

Tag-along with Q

*Snap* I was now on Enterprise D "Games ?did someone say games? A perchance for interests sake . A deadly game ..to the Game! Q said and in a flash it was only me and Picard on the bridge. "Aww I missed the opening scene!" I said with a smirk but Picard was already fed up "Who are you a friend of Q"s!?" I put a hand on my hip " There's no need to be rude captain but yes I'm what you would call a friend of Q call me C." Picard walks up to me fuming with anger "Then do you know where my crew are!?" I shrug "There just playing a little civil war game on a planet Q"s created, yknow he just wants to know more about your race with tests." Picard seemed to calm a little bit down knowing his crew were safe but he was still fed up with me and Q barging in his ship uninvited . -Tasha appears in a flash of light- "Oooooh someone got sent to the penalty ship" I say with a hint sarcasm , and all I get is two death glares sent at me. Also having the nerve to flirt , luckily Q appears "Q: Consorting with lower rank females, Captain? Especially ones in penalty boxes? Destructive to discipline, they say. But then again, you're what? You're only human? Penalty over oh and C keep a eye on him" -Q and Tasha disappear to the planet below-
"Sooo ya wanna play chess to pass the time? *snap* I have it all set up!" He once again gives me the silent treatment (Hmph probably thinks I'm Q"s Servant or something ... just trying be nice) -time skip C is Hiding with Q-
"We got a buddy Q we got a buddy! We can take riker to a solar explosion or the Big Bang or eve- "Not now C not Now" Q says impatiently "oKay " I whisper

-Will has shown his powers-
  PICARD: "Will. How the hell do I advise you? You know the implications as well as I."
RIKER: "No one has ever offered to turn me into a god before. " (well ya never really asked!)
PICARD: "What the Q has offered you has got to be close to immortality, Will. They're not lying about controlling space and time. We've seen it in what they can do. " ( oh yeah setting up chess with a snap so easy also I will get him to play chess)
RIKER: "You've also seen it in what I can do. "
PICARD: "If you are going to refuse his offer, you must not allow yourself to use this power again. It's too great a temptation for us at our present stage of development. " ( mhm talking computers and food outta thin air so not advanced -sarcasm 100%)
RIKER: "Are you worried that I won't be able to say no to it? " ( I mean we could force ya but where's the fun in that)
PICARD: "You tell me. Are you strong enough to refuse to use that power. "
RIKER: "Certainly. " ( nope )
PICARD: "No matter how tempted? No matter how difficult Q makes it for you? "
RIKER: "You have my word. " ( and words can be rewritten)
PICARD: "Good. I know what your word means. " (natta)
DATA "In orbit of Quadra Sigma Three, sir. Ready to beam down rescue team to underground emergency area"