please don't go

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a/n hey guys!! we wrote another oneshot together!! finally. lol. hope you enjoy! - pj
























soda fell out of a wind---

shit

crap

FUCK

EVERYTHING IS RED

HE'S DYING

"YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME SHIRO" (HOLY SHIT THE SHIP HAS SUNK)

I MEAN SODA

GUNS //PEW PEW

BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE

GIVE THEM BLOOD. BLOOD. GALLONS OF THE STUFF.

GOD I THINK HE'S DYING

there he go

oh well

he's dead

//when you try your best but you don't suceeeeeeeeeed

steve cries in his room for exactly 21 days 9 hours 22 minutes 45 seconds and 7 milliseconds

shit SHIT SHITSHITSHIT SHIIIIIIIIIET

wait

this isn't about johnnyboy

whoops

well ill just add that they cuddled or somethin because pony's bro died and that fuckin sucks

and for good measure let's add that they made out cuz steamy shit needs to happen

<insert cuddling here...and french kissing ooh la la>

the end ya idiots (lol kidding....no we're not)

word count: i have no fucking idea

a/n thanks for reading folks //tips fedora - p to the j

yo my dudes my bro todd wanted more profanity so i added more so thats why there like 10 swears instead of 2 so blame them bye lol

ayyyyy wuddup it's yo boi todd and i added more profanity to this cuz pj (or however the fuck up you spell it now) didn't add enough lol

COCKSUCKINGWHOREASSBASTARD

SHITFUCKCOCKSUCKERASSHOLE

DICKDICKDICKDICKDICKDICKSSPORTINGGOODS

SUCKMYDICKTIONARY

SUPERNATURAL DESTIEL BOYSEX

RYAN I SEE YOU ON THE RST DOC WITH YOUR ANIME ICON

WHY DID MCR HAVE TO BREAKUP

HEY READ MY FANFIC. DID YOU READ IT YET? YOU BETTER READ IT. YOU FUCKING IMBECILES.

ITS CALLED 2 AM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

OKAY ANYTHING STEAMY RELATED WAS MADE BY TODD IM SAYING THIS RIGHT NOW - PJ

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