You sat in principal robbie's office. You still didnt think eridouches's outburst was worth going to the principals office
Evidently he felt the same judging by the look on his face
"Ok, so from what i understand, you two felt it was necessary to scream profanities at each other in the middle of a serious and somber memorial ceremony for a deceased classmate?" said Principal Rotten, giving both of you a stern look.
"In my defense sir, he started it" you say, squirming in your seat a little bit. \
"Bullshit!" he says, grinding his teeth
"Language, eridan."
*shut the fuck up old man he doesnt pull off vertical striped pants like i do what a peice of fucking shit i hope he dies in a fire for all i care along with all the stupid bitches in the school who rejected me i hope they all get ass cancer and die* you hear him mutter after the principal silences him.
"For being such flaming fucking buttplugs you both have detention for a week" he says
Cape douche groans in the most annoying voice ever
You just sit there silently, you would have cried if you werent already dead inside XD
"For 420 hours" he added
You started doin that snoop dogg dance and then he was like "yo dawg u cool no detention for u"
Eridan stormed out of the office
"Lmao what a fuckin loser" said principal robbie in ur ear
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Next thing you know eridouche was slamming your face into a locker
"You peice of shit don't evver try to get in betwween me and my man" he growled
"Lmao dude ur not even dating" u said
He slammed ur face into a locker again
And again
You were starting to lose consciousness when a sweet voice like honey piped up
"What the hell is wrong with you? I cant belive anyone would bee so cruel! Let them go!"
It was barry
Eridan stopped beating you up. His expression was mortified. He hid his face with his cape and ran away
"Are you okay? Asked barry, offering a hand to you"
TO BE CONTINUED XD WEED LOL
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