Dan Howell Imagines

Help a sister out

So imma give you some prompts. What I need you guys to do is give me a number or numbers and I'll make an imagine out of it! Ready? Go!

1- "I love you more than I love Twenty Øne Piløts."
2- "You're a brat."
3- "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
4- "You little frickin' fartnugget."
5- "Would you like me to elaborate?"
6- "Why are you like this?"
7- "When will you understand?
8- "I don't like you."
9- "Wanna be a trashcan with me?"
10- "You're cuter than a Shibe."
11- "Cheese? What's wrong with you?!"
12- "Why do Americans call them 'pants' anyways?"
13- "I need a pink shirt, a green pen, and a kiss, stat!"
14- "Don't trust me with our future children."
15- "Look at those trees! Aren't they so tree-like?"
16- "I hate you." "I hate your mom."
17- "Can we buy One Direction bedsheets?"
18- "Do you prefer your water ice cold or room temperature?"
19- "I can't see behind my eyelids, what's happening?!"
20- "Drive like it's your last time driving!"
21- "Phil said you broke it! How do you even break plastic?!"
22- "This is worse than the impossible quiz."
23- "Miley Cyrus has a sister?"
24- "Let me touch your hair! It looks so fluffy!"
25- "Abe Lincoln had more swagger than you."
26- "That wasn't even savage! That's not even what savage is!"
27- "Did Zayn say 'I love you' before leaving One Direction?"
28- "I got this! No- DON'T HELP ME I GOT IT!"
29- "What even is cheese whiz?"
30- "Gag me with a spork, I wanna gouge my eyes out with a toothpick."

Some may be long, while others are shorter. We'll see. ^~^