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I HAVE A THEORY

DISCLAIMER: For the love of God, I am not giving out bis exact location I just have a theory okay don't sacrifice me AND STOP VANDALIZING SETO'S PAGE ON WIKITUBIA!!!
I SWEAR IF ANYONE TRIES TO SUE ME JESUS CHRIST PLEASE CHILL THE FUCK DOWN EVERYTHING IS A NULL HYPOTHESIS

Okay so I have this theory here about Seto's identity. I mean we all joked he could be British at some point but eversince I did some researching on my part, I discovered that its not only in UK you hear people speak like that.

According to Ry who used to be a call center agent and had customers from US, she said his voice is definitely one of the familiar ones.

We placed our bets in New Hamisphere, Maine, Connecticut, and New England as the people there are posh af. Like man I'm afraid I'll turn British if I went there.

Why not UK? Well its not possible. Seriously its not possible because I have evidences:
1. The Runescape Minecraft Survival Games 2013 animation. Only Gizzy is confirmed to be in UK at that time.
2. Seto mentioning he has to set a schedule with Isaac and Matt. It could be possible that at that time Seto has a job or something but never forget the British bastard, Isaac. Emphasis on Isaac being British.
3. He recorded more often with US-based Youtubers and had less conflicts with their schedules. Doesn't that make him US-based unless plot twist: Seto has so much time in this damn world.
4. I actually think he could be a British immigrant who grew up around British people. I guess that makes New England a top bet then.

Ry also had a theory about why is he hiding his identity. He could be the son of an actor/politician/musician/businessman and his parent/s are really prominent and he had to conceal his identity.

I only have 1-2 evidences to support this tho.
1. Correct me if I'm wrong but he rarely mentioned family. Doesn't that make things suspicious?
2. His utter refusal to be seen. This man's so fucking thorough we don't even have any pics from his phone camera. I mean ya know fangirls can be so hardcore they can pinpoint the exact location of their idols by a single picture.

Just me or I think Seto is financially independent enough? I mean man, he obviously lived alone. Also I think he may or may not have come from a well off family I mean man, violin lessons. Violin lessons are so fucking expensive I'd offer my left arm for that. Unless he is resourceful enough then JESUS CHRIST SETO

Seto probably has a job now you may all send me to hell.

I kinda know ways how to track a person down in the internet but aint telling them man cause if I have Seto's location, I'm keeping between me, Ry, Athena, and Chuck. Yeah in fact everything is not true except the evidences.

I swear to God I'm not working for some imtelligence agency I promise I just have this weird ability to find shit up about people