How to Adult the Asian Way

Chan Reacts: Old fics

Y'all can tell I'm going to regret this.

Okay here we gooooooooo

1. My Blocky Love (2013)
CHAN ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TITLE

Also hey I had an Adam phrase don't test me.

Excerpt:
People keep joking my computer is my husband. Even my own friends think Minecraft is for boys. Gaaaaaaaaah! Except for my bestfriend. She knows I'm more addicted to Minecraft and would rather play that than hear a sh.tty song from 1D (A.N. No offense Directioners!)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHAN YOU DONT ADD A.N. IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIC

I grew bored and decided to make a budder video. Man, I love budder long before I saw...

Would you like to play a game?

Holy guacamole

Sky is in my server?!

I'm freaking out

But stayed calm too.

HOW THE FUCK DOES MY OC STAY CALM??!?!??!??? THIS IS A MIRACLE!

I'm deleting this next year good fucking bye

2. Light and Darkness v.01 (2013)
Oh yeah we all know I'm rewriting it but let's just read the older chapters

I'M IN HYSTERICS THIS COVER IS SO TERRIBLE THAT'S IT A NEW ONE IS BEING MADE AS WE SPEAK

Excerpt:
-*Olivia*-

'Twilia, what the heck brought you here?' I asked her as quitely as possible 'The door was open duh' Oh shoot. I forgot to close the door. 'Whose room was this? It looks like it could use some clean up' With the flick of her hand, the room was instantly clean. Everything was in its place. Even the box. 'Oh wow... looks like Seto used to stay here' she peeked into the bookshelves 'I think so. Why don't we check out the other rooms and clean the old ones' I suggested. She nodded her head in agreement 'A relief from that Xiandra girl claiming I was an impostor. She must have been crazy' Xiandra! I knew it! I grabbed her hand while swiping the box. 'Forget it. Let's find Dawn's room' Her mood brightened when I mentioned Dawn. 'Good idea. I think it must be near King Sky's room. Who knows what? It might have a valuable treasure!

SHOW!!! DON'T!!! TELL!!! AND THAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING APOSTROPHE GIRL I WILL KILL YOU

-Time skip when Nyan Cats eat unicorns and fart rainbows-

Honestly what the fuck is that time skip?!?! Chan were you on drugs or something or what.

'Oh wow...' she gasped upon seeing the room's size. It was slightly bigger than Seto's own room. We gingerly stepped inside. Seeing the room's horrible state, Twilia instantly cleaned it up with her magic. We gasped at what we saw. It has the color scheme of Dawn, perfect for her name. The was a portrait of her along with the king. I also noticed a box identical to Seto's. On the top was written Emerilla. Pretty name. It looks like it belonged to someone. I took it along with Dawn's own. 'Oh I remember! I'm supposed to be in the Enchanting Room! See you!' She waved her hand and disappeared into the thin air. Sorcerers. I sigh at the thought

I am honestly glad I continued to write and search on how I can improve my writing also Emerilla came from an even older fic that I thankfully deleted. And for the love of God, SHOW DON'T TELL

Also as I speak, I may or may not have fixed the worldbuilding and I'm proud of my world.

3. Slamacow and Other Stories (2014)
Also known as: collection of really cringey imagines thar I hope Steven will never read *sighs*