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"I have a pen you have have a number, think of the possibilities."

"..."

"No comment, huh?"

"I have a sandal and you have a face, think of  casualties."

"Wow."

"Never had someone reply to your lame pick up line?"

"No, actually."

"How's your mom?"

"Good."

"Good."

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