PEANUT HONEY

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*don't even ask about the title*


"Do you know what my shirt is made of?"

"Let me guess. You're not even wearing one and now you will start seducing me about how good your sixteen packs look aligned on your stomach and that you can flex so hard you turn to Arnold Schwarzenegger."

"I was going to say husband material but yeah I like my sixteen aligned packs."

"Ew."

"Do you want kids?"

"What are you on, dude?"

"You?"

"Oh my fuc--"

"Teeeeeet."

"..."

"Ana bahebek."

"Wait a second."

"What."

"I asked someone about this. It doesn't mean goodbye."

"What does it mean then?"

"It means hello."

"My bad."


*ana bahebek still means i love you. don't get mixed up peeps.*


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