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"Hey man, did you ever get around to asking Luke if it was all good if I have his number?" Michael asked, flopping down on the dressing room couch.

"Uh yeah, sorry I forgot. I'll text it to you now." Ashton replied his attention more on his pizza than their actual conversation.

"Nice, thanks, he's pretty fit, isn't he?" Michael grinned, reaching across him to take a slice himself.

Ashton chuckled picking up his phone, "If you're a teenage girl I guess,"

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Michael asked for your number again, said you were hot

Puke Hemmings

What a shame you're so jealous we could have had ourselves a ménage à trois :/

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Oh so am I the wife or the lover? Choose carefully

Puke Hemmings

He just texted me, wants to have a jam session

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Shit he figured out we cross over again

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Better make sure you leave plenty of time for us to 'catch up' too

Puke Hemmings

As if I'm gonna spend all my time strumming guitars with Michael when I could be having you strum me

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If anyone ever reads these messages, they are going to be horrified, and while I am good at strumming I'm better at banging ;)

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Look I've gotta give you that one, you are a good bang

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But look I'll make sure we don't waste the whole day, I'll just say 'hey look, mate, it's great to catch up again, and all but I have a bird down here I wanna catch up with.'

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'mate' and 'bird' you live in California that just sounds suspicious they'll know whoever you're seeing is British which is odd because we are IN AMERICA

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Clearly, we text too often. Okay, 'hey is it all cool if I duck off a bit early today, been chatting a girl up here is all, *casual laugh*

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'*casual laugh*' what are you a lizard man who has to plan his social interactions down to punctuating stuff with laughs.

Puke Hemmings

Shut up I want Michael to think I'm not a douche is all

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Do you plan your interactions with me down to the letter?

Puke Hemmings

LEAVE ME ALONE

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I'm changing your contact name

Lizard Man

What to???

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'Lizard Man'

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