EDDSworld CrAcK (foreverdumb)

Hi and skits~

Hoi! Its AuthorCassie, and I'm gonna do something to start us off! Just a few skits and stuff so yeah... Eddsworld... Let's go!

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Matt... WHY...

Tom: *Reading a book- on Alcohol*

Matt: Popular!

Tom: What-

Edd: Oh gOd nO-

Tom: What--

Tord: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIE!!

Tom: -gave up on speaking- ??????

Tord: AAAAAAAAAA-

Tom: Please, stop-

Edd: AA A A AAA A A A A AA-

Tom: 😓

Matt: heLP US-!!

Tom: I- How-- What--!?

Tord: I AM THE BIRD OF 'CAWE-CAWE' (A/N- Yes... CAWE-CAWE')

Tom: 😮 Oh... Okay-???

Matt: *Starts screaming*

Tom: *gets up and walks out the room*

Edd: AAAAA-is he gone?

Tord: CAWE-CAWE MOTHA F- Oh, yeah....

Matt: Awesome! Wait, why did we do this again?

Edd: I dunno... It was your idea...

Tord: Well, its three a.m and I'm tired as hell... G'Night!

Edd: Me too, night guys!

Matt: *wondering why he did that*

*Tord and edd leave

*Tom re-enters

Tom: I hate all of you-

Matt: Okay! Goodnight Tom!

*Matt leaves

*Tom collapses

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Tord... No...

Tord: Edd, HoLy ShIt!!

Edd: What!?

Tord: N-no that's it... I poured holy water in the toilet--

Edd:.... *inhales* ...You need help...

Tord: I know..

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Don't play games with Sober Tom™ (SWEAR WARNING-)

Edd: You just gotta- Oh-

Tom: Oh-

Edd: Oh-

Tom: Ooh-

Edd: Oooooooh- *snort* Haha, Tom...

Tom: *gets up and starts walking away*

Edd: Tom, don't leave-

Tom: *grumbles*

Edd: Tom-

Tom: ...*looks PISSED*

Edd: Tom, ... I love you!

Tom: No... NO! IM DONE!! IM F**CKING DONE! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!

Edd: *laughing too hard*

Tom: THIS IS F**CKING BULLSHIT!!

Edd: *trying to fix the game* I- I can't g-get off..!! *laughing uncontrollably*

Tom: WHAT IS THIS--!!??!!

Edd: I-im stuck!!

Tom: WHAT IS THIS!!!!?????!!!!
......
WHAT IS MY LIFE-!!??

Edd: *Snort*

Tom:*fumbles around* I CANT DO IT EDD I CANT-
I CANT F**CKING TO IT ANYMORE!!!

Edd: Oh my God-

Tom: *yelling things nobody can understand*

Edd:*listening*

Tom: I APPRECIATE IT MAN- BUT I CANT!--

{TO BE CONTINUED...}

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AuthorCassie is being rushed.. Sorry.. I'll continue the last one later... Ciao!-