(james gordon and oswald cobblepot)
James sighs, "Harvey, I'm going out." He grumbles, sliding on his coat.
"Wait, where?" Harvey raises an eyebrow, suspicious.
"None of your goddamn business!" Jim snaps.
"Jeez, the hell is your issue?" Harvey laughs, finding this amusing.
"I have to make a deal with somebody. That's my issue." Jim rolls his eyes.
"With who?" Harvey sits on the edge of his seat, concerned.
Jim doesn't say anything but narrows his eyes at Harvey.
"Oh." Harvey's eyes widen.
"Why him!? What the hell are you thinking, Gordon!? You know Barnes is gonna be pissed!"
"Because. I have a reason to." Jim then exits the G.C.P.D, sighing.
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(cobblepot's mansion thingy)
"Ah, Jim!" Oswald smiles brightly, somewhat bitter.
"You know what the hell I need." Jim growls.
"Tsk, tsk. Not with children around." Oswald says cheerfully, motioning to Cat.
Jim turns to Selina, raising an eyebrow.
"What the hell are you doing here?"
Selina shrugs, smiling a little.
"Isn't she cute? It's like having a cat around the house." Oswald smiles.
Jim faces Oswald once again, sighing.
"It'll cost you for what you're asking, Commissioner." Oswald grins, standing up from his 'throne'.
"What is it?" Jim backs away a little, but bumps straight into Butch.
"Just something small, old friend." Oswald giggles, getting closer.
"The hell are you doing?" Jim asks softly, blushing a tad.
Ew.
The literal Jim Gordon was blushing.
That shit never happens.
Oswald laughs softly, before softly kissing Gordon.
Jim's eyes widen, somewhat doing it back.
Oswald pulls away.
"Now what is it that you would like?"
