ty: jagi r u there !!!!
you: oppa! you landed??? hows bangkok?
ty: yes jagi i landed but
you: but?
ty: doyoung has been in the toilet for at least 15 mins now and hes not coming out ive been calling his name too but hes not answering jagi help
you: oppa calm down hes probably pooing or something
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you: doyoung! u there?
doyoung: hi y/n!!!!!! whats up?
you: uh youre in the toilet?
doyoung: yeah hahaha wait how'd u know???
you: taeyongie says youre not responding to him hes worried
doyoung: y/n ur boyfriend is crazy hes been calling my name for the last 20 mins and i bet u hes sitting infront of the toilet door rn
you: whats up with that?????
doyoung: sigh ten scared him with thailand hotel ghost stories on the plane ride here
you: fuck
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ty: jagi why arent u replying :(
you: oppa dont worry ok there are no ghosts and doyoung is fine
ty: but ten said the ghosts here like good looking boys!!!!! they come and get boys at night and keep them forever!!!!@!!!! jagi im scared
you: yah lee taeyong! u dont know how to speak thai so they cant communicate with u. plus ur just average. its alright taeyongie they wouldnt want you.
ty: I AM OFFENDED JAGI WHY WOULDNT THEY WANT ME I THINK I AM PRETTY GOOD LOOKING MYSELF
you: YAH go with the ghosts then let them take u bye
ty: wait jagi no i love u
ty: JAGI COME BACK IM SCARED
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u da real mvp if u watched nct life in bangkok <3
