Mom: Hey honey, I need you to take out the trash. The babies dead in there and it smells
Mom: DIAPER***** the babies diaper's are in there
Daughter: uhm....mom...
Mom: Sorry honey. I did not kill the baby. Just take out the trash so dad can eat me out
Mom: I met take me out to eat. Well, this is awkward. Don't worry about the trash. Love you
Daughter: ..................
