Girlfriend: That's it we are through. I'm sick of you always bailing on me to play with your stupid friend on Xbox
Girlfriend: Im coming over and breaking it
Boyfriend: Why the Xbox because it gave me more pleasure than you ever could you dumb jerk
Girlfriend: Hi this is Rachel's dad. From the looks of it take you and that Xbox and get out of there
Boyfriend: Why?
Rachel's dad: Cause she just left with a hammer and a baseball bat
