[Mother of who?!]

| Special Chapter | Third Arc Special | Tifa-Tifa Interviews, Start! |

Third Arc is coming in the next chapter~ YAAAAY~ I'll be writing fighting scenes for nearly every chapter in the Arc~ So, readers who are getting bored with all this fluff, you'll be getting some action soon! And readers who like this fluff, I'll try to add fluff in some of these chapters as well.

Anyways, Special Chapter~

FEEDBACK: HELPS! GREATLY!

WARNING: Uh...fluff? Foul Language. Crack!

DISCLAIMER: I, LeTiffany, do not own the manga/anime Naruto or its characters. I only own the story plot and the Original Characters (OC) I create. All credits towards Naruto should go to Masashi Kishimoto.

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"'Kaa-chan!"

"Hai?"

You watched as a boy of five-years attempted to coax his mother into letting him go play with his friends. You sighed, before dejectedly slumping down in your seat.

"[Name]-chan?" Naruto stopped inhaling his ramen for a moment, "what's wrong-ttebayo?"

"Why can't they by like that? They're so attached to me, I've even thought of sleeping outside once."

"They sleep with you?"

"They're such blanket hoggers."

"D-demo, they're children."

"I don't give a damn if they're children."

Cue the sweat-drop, teary eyes, and annoyed growl.

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Tiffany: Yosh, yosh! Welcome to the Tifa-Tifa Interview Corner! Here, we will interview all of our favourite characters in this story. Including the ones that haven't been introduced yet. (waves hand) I will be writing the 'Tifa-Tifa Interviews' at the end of every chapter, starting now. Oh, and requests for specified interviews with specified characters with specified questions are available~ So anyways, since this is our first interview, we'll be doing it with the protagonist, Reader-chan~

[Name]: Why the hell am I here?

Tiffany: Ah! [Name]-chan! So nice of you to join us~

[Name]: ...who the heck are you?

Tiffany: (ignores) Shinpai ii, we'll just be asking a few questions, that's all.

[Name]: Questions..?

Tiffany: Hai! Yosh, #1 Question: What..is your name?

[Name]: W-what?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN WRITING IT DOWN HAVEN'T YOU?! WHAT KIND OF STUPID QUESTION IS THAT?!

Tiffany: (sweat-drop). Ano, [Name]-chan, is it that time of the month?

[Name]: NANI?!

Tiffany: 'Cause I think you're PMS'ing...

[Name]: I'm NOT!