How to make Brahms Heelshire happy.

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1. Play his music.
2. Follow ALL the rules.
3. GIVE HIM A GOODNIGHT KISS FFS.
4. When you're reading to him, don't let anything interrupt you.
5. Let him eat in privacy.
6. Don't be a jerk and stab him.
7. Don't judge the fact that he has a life size doll of you and may be Doing strange things to it.
8. Change his clothes🌚 Just so he's clean. *cough* totally not because y'all are pervs and he secretly loves it.
9. Don't abandon him just to go do the woohoo with Malcom.
10. Tell him that you love him and not Malcom (just so no one gets stab stabbed)

YIKES. HERES ANOTHER ONE XD
Well..hope you enjoyed :,)
ALSO TYSM TO THOSE PEOPLE VOTING AND COMMENTING ON THIS STORY AGGHHHHHHH! <3
~xoBecca

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