How to get a girl!
A few easy steps by Brahms Heelsire!
First, get a doll of you and make her look after it, eventually she will become attached to the doll, and it will feel like she's attached to YOU!
Then when you reveal yourself she will look after you like a doll. Meaning she will dress you and give you baths ?? ;))
Secondly, steal her clothes, make a doll of her and put the clothes on it!
Practise 'romantic gestures' ( *wink wink* ) to the doll!
Thirdly, lock her in an attic and watch as she screams for help! Awww ^-^.
Fourthly, climb out a wall, try to kill her 'boyfriend', kill her ex, and try to make out with her!
Just make sure to try not go get stabbed by her! Smh, girls these days. They need to learn that stabbing isn't attractive in some situations :(
And that's how you get a girlfriend in only three steps! Easy, right?
Now go out there and get yourself some of that booty! ;D
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS BUT IM BORED AT ONE IN THE MORNING SO Y'KNOW.
Anyways enjoy and maybe I'll do more Brahms skit things? Idk what to call them :((
Baiii!
~XoKit
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HorrorI have nothing else to do with my life so here :> Also I own no characters mentioned in this :> K that's all. ~XoBecca
