Brahms heelshire crack

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Brahms' diary

Dear diary,

I am sitting inside my lil Wall home which smells like shit because I've spent weeks in here needing to ReFrEsH mYsElF in a bucket since going to the actual toilet would probably make Greta concerned (let's say I don't smell to great).
Also
I left a message on the wall for Cole :>
Lololol he's weird.
BUT THEN GUESS WHAT .
I HEAR YELLING
ITS COLE
AND MY WIF- GRETA.
AND MALCOM (ew ew ew)
USHSJJAJA.
COLE THINKS GRETA WROTE THE MESSAGE
1. This is very offensive because it's my artwork.
2. WHYYYY WOULD MY FUTURE WIFE DO THAT.
I look through the cracks and nearly giVE MYSELF THE POOPSIES.
COLE IS HOLDING ME
AND I DONT APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH
THEN GUESS WHO THAT HOBO LOOKING FREAK DOES
HE SMASHES ME ON THE FLOOR
(not in that way you dirty minded Creep)
T R I G G E R E D ? !
Then I head Greta scream!!
POOOOOF

I Smashed the mirror, it's about time they met me face to face anyways e.e
I hear screams and gaspes, also Cole is slammed against the floor, Ha ha.
By now it's very freakishly quiet so I call out for Greta. FUCKSNNAKAKS PUBERTY DIDNT DO A VERY GOOD JOB, SOMETIMES I STILL SOUND LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD SINCE I HAVENT SPOKE PROPERLY IN AGES. Oh whale. I guess it's less intimidating. I sound like someone who smokes 2636 packs of cigarettes a day.
I come out the walk and nearly cut my finger on glass ;(
Then guess what I did,.. no, guess :>
Have you guessed?
I RAN OVER TO COLE YAYAYYA,
I pick little me off the floor, well, a bit of little me, and jam it into coles chest :>
Greta screamed?
WHYYYY
BE PROUD OF MEEEEE.
I run over to Greta and try to give her a hug but guess what AGAIN....THE ASSHOLE MALCOM DECIDED TO HIT ME ON MY HEAD AND I WAS NOT VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT.
So much for being civil ;(
I've been letting him in my home for years!!!

Then after that I chased them to try and get Greta but they where too good at hiding!!
Then do you want to know my favourite part????!!!!!!
Okay, so.
Greta decided she was going to be nice, and she walked me to bed. She let me in bed and took my weapon off me, hmm.
Then when she was about to walk away guess what...SHE FORGOT MY GOODNIGHT KISS AHHAKSJDKDJ.
So I asked for one. And she tried to give me one but ehhh I kinda let my urges take over ;))) smoochie smoochie
THEN
SHE
STABBED
ME
OMG.
WHY
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU.
Then my anger kicked in and I pushed her against a wall and hurt her ;(
Then she hit me again and her and Malcom ran away :(
Now I'm stuck with a dead Cole.
I have a very tragic life.
That's all.
Goodbye.
-Brahms

This is really poorly written rip.
Well
Atleast I updated ;>
Also should I tell you one of my social media's? Idk
Bai
(Comment suggestions I'm desperate lmao)