PART ONE: EMAIL PENPALS
Dear Angelie (BTW: just HOW do you pronounce that? It must get, like, really annoying when teachers stare at the attendance book, their faces like: “Um…how do I pronounce this without embarrassing her or myself?”):
HI! My name’s Camilla Rose Parker, but you can call me Cammie, Cam, Camille, any other nickname you can think of, or just stick with Camilla.
Anyway, point is: hello! Yes, yes, I know, that is just SOOOOOO cliché, but WHATEV! *rolls eyes* Like, really?! I mean, the WORD “cliché” is a cliché itself!!!!!!!! Get what I’m saying?
Okay, you’ll probably, like, “WHY DID I JUST HAVE TO GET A FREAK AS A PENPAL?” Well…I’m here to say sorry. I’m just hyper-active, sassy, sarcastic, and talkative. It runs in the family, so, like, DON’T BLAME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blame my great-great-great-great-great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great-grandmother for starting it!! *points accusingly at great-great-great-great-great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great- great-grandmother’s picture* Yes, we STILL have her picture. It’s, like, black and white and TOTALLY crimpled, but my DEAR MOTHER insists on keeping it. *cue eye roll* I just DON’T get why we still need it. Like, really?! Oh well…that means I get a person/picture to blame for my awesomeness (more commonly known as “weirdness” by most simple-minded, ignorant, uninformed citizens)!
Yeah…that was just me in ranting mode…wait, I’m ALWAYS in ranting mode, so…hehe…hopefully you’ll get used to it!!!
That’s about it…I REALLY don’t know what the point of this penpal-email thing is…I mean, it’s cool and all, but, like, FORCING us? That’s just…weird, and may I add stupid? So yeah…
REPLY ASAP BECAUSE I WILL GET AN “R” IN SOCIAL COMMUNICATION AND ENGLISH IF YOU DO NOT REPLY, AND THUS I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND YOU WILL THEN DIE A SLOOOWWWWW AND PAINFULDEATH…I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING….
JK. ;D
-Sent: Thursday, September 9, 2010 5:42 PM-
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Dear Camilla, Where Are You? -on hold-
Teen FictionWho knew school projects were actually fun? Flamboyant Camilla Rose Parker and reserved Angelie Baker were just email pen pals for school – “KNOWING A LOT ABOUT EACH OTHER” as one would say, and “knowing each other relatively well” as the other woul...
