Steve: Guys I have a problem
Soda: nuuuuu what's wrong
Dallas: Your gay is showing
Steve: You're one to talk
Pony: Can I not look at my notifications peacefully for once
Johnny: Nope
Macey: Guys Steve has a problem let's listen
Autumn: It's probably something about cake
Steve: Surprise motherfucker
It's actually about beer
Darry: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU
Dallas: You have awoken the beast
Macey: I'm already here
Autumn: He means Darry
Johnny: Heyy superdope
Darry: Sup lil chicken
Dallas: What did you just say
Darry: Lil. Chicken.
Johnny: not cool man, not cool
Macey: Johnny is not a chicken he's a puppy
Dallas: What am I!!
Steve: A dick
Two-bit: I'm a mouse
Pony: Neigh
Macey: What am I
Autumn: You're a starfish
Macey: Well you're a pickle
Soda: a pickle isn't an animal
Macey: Well a drink isn't a name but yknow
Darry: Saltyyyy
Dallas: Can we not
Johnny: Not what
Steve: CAN WE NOT IGNORE THE PROBLEM I HAVE
Soda: What's wrongggg
Steve: We ran out of beer
Macey: Knew it
Dallas: I'm just gonna leave
Johnny: Same
Soda: Nuu Stevie I'll buy you some more beer
Darry: Soda if you end up gay I'm disowning you
Pony: I can have my own room!! SODA BE GAY!!
Steve: Pony why don't you be gay so you can have your own room under a bridge like the troll you are
Dallas: Fuckin savage
Johnny: Who'd he be gay for?
Macey: Jally!!!
Autumn: Macey do you have a brain
Macey: No why
Autumn: You just shipped our boyfriends
Johnny: Jally sounds like Jelly. Peanut butter and jelly. PB & J... PONYBOY AND JOHNNY. JOHNNYBOY
Dallas: Man I thought I had a chance to smash
Pony: what
Johnny: huh
Steve: *coughs* gayyyyy
Soda: troll
Dallas: am I drunk
*Johnny and Pony have left the chat*
Macey: 0-100 real fast
