(When the game first turned on and all you saw was Frisk)
Aries: So, when do I get to beat things up?
Taurus: So, where's the food?
Gemini: Pixels? Isn't it 2015?
Cancer: Why am I yellow?
Leo: Gender???
Virgo: What in world am I wearing? Why are my eyes close? What's going on? ....HALP!
Libra: *starts walking the wrong way*
Scorpio: LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTURE! *starts spamming buttons*
Sagittarius: *walks in circles waiting for something to happen*
Capricorn: I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET GET UP! LIFE-ALERT, HELP!
Aquarius: *doesn't realize that they're supposed to be moving the character themself and stares at the screen blankly for 10 minutes*
Pisces: WHY AM I LYING DOWN? AM I HURT??? DO I NEED TO HEAL? ....HOW DO I HEAL???
