Sugar, Spice and Everything Sinful with a hint of something Extra...
That's what the Bangtan Boys are made of.
Think I'm lying? Well then...read and prove me wrong. (Please because I'm trying to convince myself that they still could be humans)
But a...
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Hobi sighs boredly as he repeatedly poked Chim's chubby cheeks. Chim tries to swat the offending hand away every other second but eventually gives up, knowing how persistent his Hyung was.
Tae, bless him, was busy counting how many grains of raw rice there were in one cup.
All of a sudden, he knocks the cup aside and stands with eyes wide in revelation. "GUYS! I know what we can do! First we need to-" ——————————————— Three men sit aligned on the kitchen counter with 9 boxes of fried chicken and 3 gallons of ice cream, divided equally.
They all glance at each other briefly, all with varying levels of competitive looks on their faces.
Hobi pulls out his phone and brings up the timer. "Okay...so whoever finishes first wins..." he says cautiously, thumb inching towards the button in preparation.
Tae had his hands tensed, ready to grab the first chicken wing and Chim, with another strategy, grips his spoon gravely while eyeing the tub of ice cream seriously.
Both nod grimly in understanding.
"Okay then...ready...set...GO!" Hobi shouts.
That was the beginning of chaos. ——————————————— Jin rounds the corner of the hallway, heading to the kitchen while scrolling through his phone with a slight chuckle.
He opens the door slightly indifferently but then freezes in horror.
On one end he sees Chim shoveling ice cream, without pausing to breathe, in his mouth vigorously.
Moving his eyes further some more, he bites back a gasp when he sees Tae holding two drumsticks of chicken while biting onto each one alternatively with a pile of bones in the bowl next to him.
Finally he sees Hobi -his mouth full of god knows what- reach for a container of ice cream and rips the lid off with an amount of concentration he only put in for long hours of practices.
Jin closes the door softly and backs away terrified... ——————————————— The three men, now collapsed on their sofa, groan painfully as they rub their stomachs in discomfort.
"Who *burp* thought this was a good idea again...?" Chim mumbles with his eyes shut.
Tae gags slightly. "Whoever it was, is the dumbest idiot I-" he mutters and Hobi cuts him off.
"Tae you dumbass it was you!" He hisses and Tae 'Oh's' softly before going back to curling up into a fetal ball.
It was safe to say, no one won the challenge that day and Jin had disappeared from the household in hopes that another idol group was looking for a new member. ——————————————— Hey loves! Did you like that? Yes? No? Maybe?
Hahahah. Regardless, I'm glad I found time to update for you all and I hope to see you for the next skit!
