Short Skit: Stop Following Me!

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Jimin, Taehyung, Hoseok

Jimin, Taehyung, Hoseok

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"I'm off. See you guys later" Taehyung says with a casual wave and Chim hummed noncommittally in response while Hoseok nodded back distractedly.

The moment the door closed behind Tae however, Chim quickly lowered his magazine and wildly gestured Hoseok over.

"We're doing it now??" He asked with a giddy smile and Chim nodded back seriously.

"Yup. Today is the day we finally figure out where our Tae always heads off to by himself..." he mumbled with a suspicious look as he rubbed his palms together evilly.

It had been after a couple of weeks when both Jimin and Hoseok realized that Tae would without fail, disappear from their dorm at a specific time every Tuesday.

Curious as to where he would go, they had once confronted him about it.
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One Week Ago

"Psh come on, just tell us! It's not like you're meeting a girl anyways" Hobi pointed out jokingly while nudging Chim for support but the Jamless man only continued scrolling through his phone.

When Tae responded back in silence and a knowing smile, that was when all hell broke loose.

This time Chim looked up. "Tae! Really?!" He asked, unable to feign his disinterest any longer.

"N-no way? I was just kidding you're not actually...right?..." Hobi mumbled in shock.

Tae shrugged. "Wouldn't you two like to know?~" he retorted back teasingly with his infamous grin as he saluted his two friends and then strode out the door.

Both Jimin and Hoseok glanced at each other, admonished that they had been so easily snubbed off.

Hobi narrowed his eyes. "Chim...what if...what if Tae really is meeting up with a mystery girl?! That means he didn't want us to find out!" He screamed with a flustered squeal.

Chim couldn't even respond. There had never been a time where Tae had, to his knowledge, held back any information from him.

They were the closest in the group, having been born in the same year, dammit. He deserved to know as his most trusted friend. -it had nothing to do with the fact that he could use such information as blackmail the next time Tae tried to get out of doing housework. Not at all.


"HEY! Tae likes me more!" Hobi screamed from the background.
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Now

"Why are we wearing all black though..." Chim mumbled in slight confusion and Hobi rolled his eyes.

"Obviously so we don't stand out!" He answered back and Chim opened his mouth to retort but slowly shut it again.

It wouldn't have mattered if he pointed out that not only was it day time, but that they also contrasted greatly when standing next to all the other people in brightly colored outfits...

"Maybe next time..." he thought with a sigh as he followed Hobi who was dragging him by the arm.

"THERE HE IS" Hobi half screamed, half whispered while surreptitiously pointing towards the Daegu child who had walked inside a cafe.

Chim actually paused for real this time.

"No way...is he really meeting a girl?" He questioned in disbelief. He had honestly gone with it all as a joke but the signs were now proving him wrong and without another second wasted, the two hurriedly followed. -without being noticed of course...they were stealthy that way.

When they entered, Hobi and Chim proceeded to sit in the most secluded booth and quickly held the menu across their faces as they scouted for their missing member.

Much to their disappointment, he was nowhere to be found.


"Grrrklgh"

Chim frowned and peeked over to where Hobi was seated and noticed that at he was choking.

"...what are you doing?..." he asked while shooting him a weirded out look but Hobi wasn't listening. His eyes were wide and he was wildly pointing to a direction that was in Chim's blind spot.

Chim, confused, turned over his shoulder and almost choked as well when he saw Taehyung lovingly caressing the hand of a woman who's entire body was covered by the angle she was sitting in.

The booth hid her completely and ruined any chances of them being able to recognize her.

"No. Fucking. Way..." Hobi announced breathlessly and he continued to hyperventilate.

Chim on the other hand, already had his phone out and was messaging the other members.
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"Are they still looking?"

Taehyung sighed sultrily and licked his lips.

"Mhm...keep playing along. That'll teach the two a lesson to stop following me around..." he responded with a saccharine smile and then after a pause, laughed boisterously, pretending as if his partner had just said something funny.

That elicited more unintelligible sounds from the corner that held two busybodies.






"Hyung...you couldn't have just told them we get coffee here every Tuesday?..." Kook said with a sigh while shaking his head incredulously.

Tae smirked. "...Now where is the fun in that?" He responded back innocently.

Of course, he was also recording the entire thing with his other hand that was secretly holding his phone under the table in video mode.

That'll teach the others about messing with his 'privacy'
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