1- Wake Bella up in the middle of the night saying that Edward has gone to provoke the volturi and will be sentenced to death.
2- cross dress
3- pretend to be shakira, dance like shakira, or sing Shakira
4- donate all of Alice's clothes to the hobo down the road
5- drink squirrel blood. it does things to him...
6- tell mike newton that vampires eat butterflies and poop out bunnies
7- tell religious old ladies that Jesus is gay
8- pass notes to the toilet cubicle next to him saying 'we need to go, there on to us!'
9- proclaim his love to mike newton and then propose to him and when he says no ry and throw tantrums until he says yes
10- do the same to charlie
11- dye his hair pink.
12- hide behind some shelves in a toy store, and when a little kid comes past, scream 'CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME!'
13- randomly shout out in waltmart "DONT LOOK AT ME IM NAKED" and the people do look scream "PERRRRVES!"
14- hide in Bellas closet, and when she opens it, scream "WELCOME TO NARNIA"
15-make out with eddie but then blame it on jasper
16-call up demitri and tell him to track his own butt.
17- call up Caius and tell him he looks like he's a constipated albino just because he does.
18- give bella 'the talk'
19- tell Alice her dresses are 'frumpy'
20- put bella up for adoption
21- call edward 'eddie' 'eddie boy' eddie poop' etc
22- dress up as the easter bunny and scream at random old ladies about how its ok to be special
