Arlissss: ummm....
Arlissss: nobody in that chat is speaking English...
Namjoon: did you forget I was from Seoul or...
Arlissss: I didn't forget. I just assumed your friends might speak English too. . .
Namjoon: what was that thing you told me about assuming again ;)
Arlissss: yeah, yeah. I should take my own advice -_-
Namjoon: besides, most of them can speak and understand basic English. Just don't go typing some complex theories about how the universe was formed and you'll be golden to chat with your new family!
Arlissss: ok ok. But how should I even introduce myself?
Namjoon: 'Hi, my names Arliss and I'm a friend of Namjoon'
Arlissss: that isn't too out there?
Namjoon: what, no that's a simple introduction.
Arlissss: okay but what if they think I'm like forcing myself into your group.
Namjoon: you'll never know if you never try.
Arlissss: wow you sound like a dad
Namjoon: sooo many jokes I could've made here but this is so not the time.
Arlissss: I set you up for the perfect daddy jokes and you didn't even take the opportunity!
Namjoon: why take the opportunity when I could take you instead ;)
Arlissss:. . .
Arlissss: please tell me you're the weirdest in your friend group...
Namjoon: you wish.
Namjoon: now introduce yourself! Geez.
Arlissss: dear lord, sorry I'm not very holy at all. In fact, I've done very unholy things in the past but let's forget all of that for a sec, bud. Please give me the strength to survive this groupchat with namperv and his friends. Thanks man.
Namjoon: didn't know 'thanks man' was synonymous with 'amen'.
Arlissss: . . .
Namjoon: WTF how did I miss namperv! I'm not a perv!
Arlissss: ;)
Namjoon: god just talk in the groupchat already!
Fam❤
Jiminie- hi arliss
J-hopee- new friend, welcome !!
Arlissss: uh hi :)
Namjoon: wow, didn't even use my intro format :(
Jin: so you're the girl Namjoon is always texting!
Arlissss: I guess so? Unless namjoons wheeling girls than I guess that's me :)
Suga: wheeling?
Jungkook: how does one wheel somebody?
Arlissss: alright I'll stay away from slang...
Namjoon: good idea.
Jiminie: so you're from Canada?
Arlissss: yup!
J-hopee: explain a poutine to us.
Arlissss: poutine = heaven
Jungkook: I want some!
Jiminie: me too!
V: me three!
Arlissss: one day I'll find a way to give you all some :)
V: Namjoon talkeu lets go!
Namjoon: I'm having fun reading the conversation :)
Suga: you sound like a stalker...
Arlissss: he's also a perv
J-hopee: oh no
Jungkook: oh man holy shit
Jin: sorry for making you accidentally meet the perv, arliss!
Arlissss: I'm not sorry at all for meeting him Message Not Sent
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A/N
I should probably clear up the fact that messages w/ 'message not sent' isn't because the person has horrible wifi, it's more like they typed it and then deleted it instead of sending. ;)
Plus, I haven't actually edited any of the chapters so excuse the misspelt words and/or missing commas and periods and capitals and shiteu.
-B
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