Kinda Social | Hollstein (and Others)

Consolation

LenasPuppy has started a group chat.

LenasPuppy: Guys we need a plan

englishmuffin: ??

Irishandgay: For laurmilla. They're both upset and won't speak to each other, this has to be fixed.

Martinerdy: Wait, what's laurmilla?

damnvers: it's Hollstein not laurmilla

LenasPuppy: It's laurmilla.

Sanvers: Hollstein.

englishmuffin: you're all so whipped it's hilarious

Martinerdy: I agree with Alex

englishmuffin: Hollstein it is

Martinerdy: (:

englishmuffin: ...dammit.

Irishandgay: Here comes our favorite bisexual biscuit.

LenasPuppy: Hey! :(

Irishandgay: You'll always be my favorite, don't worry.

damnvers: biscuit? Lena what the fuck

englishmuffin: the chocolate chip kind. Americans, I swear.

Irishandgay: Right?!

Martinerdy: ):

englishmuffin: *Alex, I swear.

damnvers: :(

Sanvers: Is someone going to talk to Laura or are we going to spend the rest of the day arguing over food?

LenasPuppy: I got it

Irishandgay: And now we wait.

damnvers: she looks so sad

Martinerdy: Is she crying?

Martinerdy: Oh my god she is, Peggy come hold my bag

Irishandgay: I'd say 'whipped', but then I'd be a hypocrite.

Sanvers: Keep me updated.

damnvers: Kara's hugging Laura

damnvers: and now she's crying harder into her shoulder

damnvers: Angie's saying something

Sanvers: Very specific.

damnvers: well fuck I can't hear her

damnvers: Lena's over there too

englishmuffin: I'm now holding everyone's shit.

damnvers: you could give me something so you don't have to hold as much

englishmuffin: come here then.

damnvers: but you're all the way across the hall

englishmuffin: I can and will throw this textbook at you.

damnvers: okay okay

Sanvers: Alex. What's going on with Laura?

damnvers: Kara got her to smile and Lena made her laugh somehow

englishmuffin: Angie's cracking jokes.

damnvers: how the fuck can you tell?

englishmuffin: I know that face. they're so awful that it makes them funny.

damnvers: and they're working

damnvers: shit

damnvers: fuck

Sanvers: What?

englishmuffin: Carmilla's arrived.